Your Gonna Need A Glass OF Wine For This Sis
Get yo wine Glass and sit down Bookie those kids and that man will be ok for 5 minutes….Oh, the dreams we all dream, right? Some hope to be doctors, others aspire to be astronauts, but there’s an elite few out there—bless their hearts—who know, deep down, that one day they’ll be rich. And not just “rich” in the way people can afford avocado toast every morning. No, no. We’re talking about luxury rich. The type who casually drop “Oh, this old thing?” while they’re wearing a Chanel jacket and holding a Hermes bag like it’s a receipt for their morning coffee.
You know these women. They’re the ones who, at 10 a.m., are already plotting how their “Instagram career” will soon take off and lead to a lucrative brand partnership with L’Oréal. Meanwhile, they sip on their oat milk lattes, scrolling through Pinterest boards with titles like “How to Manifest a Birkin” and “The Road to the 7-Figure Paycheck.”
Sure, their 9-to-5 involves answering emails and sending out resumes with the hope of being discovered by the one person who will make them an “overnight success.” But don’t worry, they have plans. Big plans. They’ve already set up the “manifestation altar” in their living rooms, surrounded by crystals that are probably charged by the moon. Because that’s how you land a six-figure salary and, eventually, a walk-in closet filled with designer bags.
They say that one day, they’ll wake up, look in the mirror, and poof, just like that, they’ll be rich. No more waiting for their next paycheck to clear. No more counting pennies to pay for groceries. No more using the “shein” app for clothing because “it’s cheap, but not chic.” Oh, no. They’ll open their front door and find an entire team of personal assistants, all wearing chic black outfits, ready to manage their new empire.
But let’s not forget the humble beginnings, of course. They’ll tell you all about how they’re “working hard” and “hustling” for this life of luxury. The days are long, the nights even longer, but the idea of sipping champagne from a Gucci flute while reclining in their private jet is just so close. So close. They can feel it. And honestly, who needs to get a job at a Fortune 500 company when “side hustles” and “dream boards” are so much more… efficient?
It’s a tough life, sure. But they’ve got the resolve. Their closets are filled with visions of the future: a wardrobe bursting with high-end fashion, an endless supply of luxury skincare, and a “Gram feed” that screams “I’m living the dream—come join me.”
So to all the women out there, continuing to dream about their Hermes bags and Chanel heels: keep going. Stay delusional. Because, let’s be honest, in a world where the Kardashians exist, anything is possible. And who needs reality when your dreams are just a few overpriced accessories away from coming true?
Written By- Mariah Venon
03-16-2025
